But sometimes even a pipedream helps one feel better.

I want to apologize to all Americans for my actions. It was not my intent to take the office of the Presidency of the United States fraudulently. It was never my intent to become a pariah who must be guarded 24 hours a day for my own “protection”. And it was never my intent to militarize our nation’s Capital against its own citizens.
I will not detail the magnitude of the corruption which has overthrown our government. Power and greed are powerful motivators when people have no moral basis. I can no longer be the President of this great nation under false pretenses and hope that my resignation will begin a healing process under the auspices of the rightful Presidency of Donald Trump.
Sincerely,
Joseph Biden
Heh!!! Never gonna happen, but damned nice if it would