Welcome to my brain. It’s messy. It’s interesting. And it’s all connected if you stick around long enough. "Believe Nothing: no matter who said it, even if I have said it, except it agree with your own reason and common sense. Siddhartha Guatamo, the Buddha.

Notes from the hovel. 

More story line for you coming next post, patience grasshopper. 

Silly notes from Dio’s Workshop

  1. Heat shrink coverings for model planes, suck!
  2. Tissue n dope is time consuming and worth the friggin effort PERIOD.
  3. Said dope will make you a dope with a quickness and NO warning.(other than whats on the label. Read and heed doofus 😜 )
  4. Writing stories can be more maddening than a badly planned marriage.
  5. The ‘one good dayjob’, holidays, and muses DO NOT TOLERATE EACH OTHER.
  6. P-factor effects even itty-bitty planes, maybe more so.
  7. Dio likely needs a real life.
  8. The likelihood of busted knuckles is a cubed factor inverse to temperature. 
  9. The days start to get longer while the temperatures start to plummet, go figure.
  10. And, the all important wrap up: when you need something most is the time you are least likely to be able to locate it. (I swear I have tools that can sense my need and transmogrify into another shape, just out of spite.)

Next post, story, promise, swear, pinky swear, kiss my dog if I bugger this swear.

Laters.

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  1. Spud's avatar
    Spud

    Just make sure you stay away from Voodoo when doping.
    You might try buggering him instead of kissing.
    Acetone is a mean high….

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    December 30, 2016 at 10:28 am

    • diogenesoftherifle's avatar
      diogenesoftherifle

      I like my braincells where they are as well as functional, it may be cold, but ventilation while doping is mandatory. ‘Sides, Voo is a cool dog, but truly not my type, let alone gender.

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      December 30, 2016 at 10:34 am